Disclaimer: We don't play a couple of these anymore cuz they suck but we choose to keep 'em up here. Also, we have the right to change the lyrics, so SCREW YOU!


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I'm Addicted to Mail Order
Lyrics and music by JessMan

Verse1:
I log onto the web to see what I can find
And when I see that perfect one, I can't change my mind
So I add it to my cart and look for something more
I wonder what my life would be like without that web store
I'd probably have more cash to go out and have good times
Maybe I could buy a car if I weren't so hypnotized
By all the free stuff I could get if I pre-order here
The new CD my favorite band will put out by next year
Chorus:
Mail order's got me, by the shirt it's holding strong
When I click that button I know that nothing's wrong
The feeling I love best is when it arrives in a few days
But then it seems that all my money has floated down the drain
Verse2:
Interpunk and Ebay got me in a stranglehold
Cuz everyday there's something new, it never gets old
By now my CD tower is 18 stories high
And it'll keep on rising up and up into the sky
This obsession to my library of punk and ska music
Is making all my friends think that I'm a little sick
One day I'll kick the habit and it'll be no more
But then I'll forget what the web is really for
Bridge:
Mailman, mailman, I wait for you all day
To bring me that sweet package with the CD's I'll play
But I have faith it will arrive by next Saturday
The UPS truck drives down the street, I wonder if it's for me

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Flirty Dan Goes to College
Lyrics by JessMan
Music by Vinny

Chorus:
Big stupid jerk don't be so uptight
You still can take your preppy ass and go get drunk tonight
But feel free to do the dumb things you do
Cuz Mom and Dad aren't here to yell at you
Verse:
Is it such a crime to show diversity
At a well established university?
Or do you all enjoy conforming?
Well to me, you're all boring!
You've been drawn inside the lines
Stuck inside your own confines
Is it just this little quirk
That makes you a BIG STUPID JERK??
Bridge:
This time in life is for experimentation
Until you die from over-inebriation
Drunken people here and there
Baseball hats everywhere

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I'd Rather Look at Boobs Than do Math
Straight from the heart of Vinny

Verse 1:
I'd rather doodle than do math,
or look at a girl with a really nice rack,
i just cant seem to concentrate,
on the things i really hate
chrous:
Do your homework, do this do that,
sometimes i'd like to take your head and smash it with a baseball bat!
you can take your homework and shove it up your ass!

Verse 2:
i'm writing this song while in class,
i used to pay attention but now im fading fast,
cant you see what i'll never be,
is someone who can do everything easily!
(Amen to that, bro!)
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The World Slowed Down
Lyrics and music by Vinny

Falling into these photographs of you,
the ones i took when we went out to show the world what we could do,
when we were out we had so much fun,
time moved so fast we were always on the run(x2)
Chorus:
but somehow there was time to get to know you,
time when the world slowed down,
the world slowed down just for me and for you,
the times that picked me up off the ground.

as i remember the days going by,
all i had to do was look in your eyes,
i could see all the good of the world in your eyes,
i still remeber you didn't have to try,
to make me happy when i was sad,
or cheer me up when i was feeling mad.
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Friends
Lyrics and music by Vinny

Now i know i've made mistakes before,
but this one i just can't ignore,
i put myself before all of my friends,
and it just turned out to hurt me in the end,
and you can bet your life it wont happen again

let me tell you what i learned from all of this,
your friends are always there for you no matter what the problem is,
the'll stand by your side untill the bitter end,
I've made a priomise to myself that this wont happen again,
chorus:
my friends, happen again, my friends
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Don't Vote Republican
Lyrics and music by JessMan

Verse 1:
The headman of the EPA
Quit his job the other day
Industrialization for greater wealth
For the small price of human health
Peace talks held a few years back
To make ammends for peace they lack
"It didn't work," says the G.O.P.
Just to gain posterity
Chorus:
Politics can be the dirtiest game
They act like children and divert blame
These are the people running the show
Why would someone stoop so low?
Verse 2:
Keep on watching tragedy
Seen on screen by you and me
It doesn't apply to us
There should be no prejudice
Yet it goes on and on
To fix it we drop a bomb
I just wanna go do my work
Cuz I can't watch you conservative jerks
Chorus 2x
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Political Ska
Lyrics by JessMan

Chorus:
There's something wrong. I can't figure it out
With the world today there is no doubt
corruption, destruction happens all day
we sit in our country and say we're ok

Verse1:
Its not just us it happens all around
Lookin for revolution that no one has found.
A never ending cycle of democracy
Commercial influence will kill the world we see
Where else can you find somewhere so free?
let me know when you get there so i can see
Although i dont agree with some of our ways,
its freedom that keeps me here to stay

Verse2:
Just for one day i'd like to see
what its like to live in anarchy
you would find out real quick
societies collapse and make you sick
Talk shit about politics sometimes i agree
but in 20 years where do you think we'll be?
you will find what its all about
you can't live with and you can't live wihtout.

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Let the kids unite
Lyrics by Nunu

They will succeed where the people are failing
This philosophy, the way of people live in this heterogeneous life
Don’t rule the earth on (just) one hand

Let the kids unite as one
Teach them not to do what I do
Do what I say, there be no fuckin' war
We've been through with all the wrong we've had

Chorus:
EnoughÖ I won't take part of it
It's toughÖ To be the Kids today
EnoughÖ This is not their fault
It's toughÖ To be alive

When the last tree has gone, the river are dried
This circle of life, the way of nature goes is unstable
And what’s that left is (just) money

Come to punk rock show, come to our pogo arena
See how good you are, being kicked and punched
Realizing what you've done, make some change
Do what is right, keep it strong together

"AS ONE"
"And they realize that they can't eat money"

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Open your Eyes
Lyrics and music by Vince

One day my friend
was walking down the street
he saw a guy
he didn't care to meet
man shouted out
"hey you stupid wetback!"
tell me what the fuck
is that supposed to mean?

Chorus:
shut your mouth and open your eyes
can't you see we're the same on the inside?

you take a look
at our world today
you realize
it shouldn't be this way
you really hope
but to your dismay
all the stupid people
just won't go away!!

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Alive

Lyrics and music by Vince
Happy to be alive not sad
happy to know what its all about
Happy to be alive not sad
happy to know what its all about

Chorus:
Happy to say, "what's goin' on today?"
happy to see the world thru eyes, that aren't blurry.
Happy to say, "what's goin' on today?"
happy to see the world thru eyes, that aren't grey!

Happy to be alive not sad,
I'm not mad at the world, i'm glad
Happy to be alive not sad,
I'm not mad at the world, i'm glad

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Leave me Be

Lyrics and music by Vince
Chorus:
I know what i should be,
I know what i should be , oh yeah,
i know what i should be!

Hey are you talkin' to me?,
Hey are you talkin' to me again?,
are you talkin' to me?
Hey are you walkin' on me?,
HEy are you walkin' on me again,
are you walkin' on me?

WHy dont you leave me be,
WHy dont you leave me be oh yeah,
just leave me be!
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Feedback

Lyrics and music by JessMan
Verse1:
Our name is Dexter's Lab and I bet you think thats neat
Its pretty cool but it'll prolly change next week
Our band is great cuz we're suburban boys
And we know you just love it when you hear that painful noise
Chorus:
Feedback
Its such a shitty sound
Feedback
It'll knock you flat onto the ground
Feedback
Its such a shitty sound
Feedback, Feedback
V2:
We really suck at setting up our stuff
Your ears can't take it, you've prolly had enough
Because you can't hear a thing, please don't start booing
Its all just because we don't know what we're doing
Chorus

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Flirty Dan

Lyrics and music by JessMan
Chorus:
Dan the man, the man with the plan, to get every girl that he can
He's out there to score all the time, to get with a girl of every kind
Verse1:
His name is Dan and he's a fool
He creeps in like a leech and thats not cool
Don't turn your back cuz ya might get whored
Hypnotized you'll want even more
He'll play with your hair and give you hugs
Then he'll flirt with you and then look at your jugs
Chorus
Verse2:
Watch out man, thats not your woman
She's all mine, what the hell are you doin'?
Maybe I'm selfish and you can carry on
But my friends think you're a huge moron
In my school or at a gathering
I know you'll be there doin your thing!
Solo
Chorus

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